exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

(via erens-jaeger-bombs)


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

(via ruinedchildhood)


billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via erens-jaeger-bombs)


shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via erens-jaeger-bombs)


Impersonate me in my ask box

(via ohsylar)




ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

image

(via kimmiulz03)


ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

(via kimmiulz03)



junjouchara:

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

image

this gif keeps changing

(via captainarlert)


brucebannrs:

in·ti·ma·cy (noun)  

1. close or warm friendship or understanding; personal relationship 2. a close association with or detailed knowledge or deep understanding of a place, subject, period of history, etc.

(via ohsylar)


Q
Why don't you like Armin Arlert??? ¿?? ?¿¿
Anonymous
A

captainarlert:

Look at my URL do I seem like the type to hate Armin arlert?


jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

(via erens-jaeger-bombs)


herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

(via pizza)