kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

(via volleydere)


32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

(via pizza)


shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

(via captaintwerrk)


(via ugly)


asknickandellis:

IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH FOR 40 YEAR PLEASE WATCH THIS Im cyRING

(via deshmund)



mystic-fallen-angel:

badwolfsherloki-d:

heathyr:

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well, if you look closer they are exactly teengirl!Dean and teengirl!Sam

Oh my god they really do look like fem Sam and Dean

(via captaintwerrk)


(via shagbox)


vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

(via shagbox)


50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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(via ruinedchildhood)




meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

(via pizza)


askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(via departured)


shadowsandsex:

dweezytaughtme:

I want a relationship where we take turns waking each other up to oral sex

I need this kind of relationship immediately.

(via captaintwerrk)